Full Time
$2,000/month starting + performance bonus per validated winner
40
Aug 18, 2026
Before anything else: decode this and start your application with the result, in capital letters: V0lOTkVS
If that took more than a minute, this role isn't for you. If you got it instantly, keep reading - there's a second test below, and it's the one that actually d
WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR
We don't read resume titles. We've talked to "senior media buyers" who have never picked a product in their life, and we've talked to people with no LinkedIn who quietly tested 500 products a year for a dropshipping operation and can recite their winners from memory.
We care about exactly one thing: hand you a niche (ours is discount clubs / VIP membership offers on Shopify) and a creative team, and how many DAYS until you've either found a validated winner or cleanly killed the batch and moved on?
You're probably the person who:
- Ran weekly product testing at an ecom brand or agency and owned every decision in the loop
- Knows their kill rules cold and has never "let it run one more day just in case"
- Reads a competitor's ad account through a spy tool like other people read the news
- Writes creative briefs so tight the editors never message you back with questions
- Ships a Shopify product page before lunch
WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY DO
The full testing loop, A to Z, solo: spy competitors, pick products and angles, brief the video editors (5 ads per product), build the product page, launch structured tests, kill fast, hand winners to scaling. You own the pipeline and the cadence.
WHAT YOU GET
$2,000/month starting, plus a performance bonus every time a product you tested becomes a validated winner. Before hiring there's a PAID test: one full testing cycle, timed, paid. You see how we work, we see how fast you are.
HOW TO APPLY
0. THE REAL TEST: A competitor discount club is scaling hard on
1. Start your application with the decoded word (capital letters, first line, nothing before it)
2. Best winner you personally found: product, total spend to validate, ROAS or CPA, and days from first spy to validated.
3. Products tested per week in your last role, and your exact kill rules.
4. One real creative brief you sent editors: hook, angle, structure, reference ads.
5. Shopify stack: theme, page builder, apps - and how fast you personally get a page live.
6. Ever run discount club / VIP / membership / continuity offers? What and what happened?
7. Link proof: portfolio, Loom, or ad-account screenshots. Top candidates do a 5-minute Loom walkthrough of a past test cycle.
8. Start date, hours, timezone?
Applications that skip the decoded word get deleted unread - attention to detail is half of what makes tests clean.
If the answer to question 0 was already forming in your head before you finished reading it - apply now. This post was written for you.