Copywriter / Copy Editor — Direct Response Health Funnels

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TYPE OF WORK

Part Time

SALARY

$10/hour

HOURS PER WEEK

15

DATE UPDATED

Sep 5, 2026

JOB OVERVIEW

Rate: €10/hour
Schedule: Part-time, flexible hours
Employment type: Long-term, direct hire (no agency)
Location: 100% remote


About the Company

We own and operate multiple direct-to-consumer health & wellness brands selling in the UK, Ireland, Poland, Mexico, French Canada, and Switzerland. We run all advertising in-house on Meta and Google Ads. Our team already includes strategists, video editors, graphic editors, and funnel builders — and we are growing.

We are looking for one sharp Copywriter / Copy Editor to join us long-term.


About the Job

We build advertorials (long-form editorial-style landing pages) and sales pages for our health brands. The first draft is generated using AI with detailed strategy briefs and style guides. Your job is to take that AI output and make it sound like a real person wrote it — tightening the language, fixing awkward phrasing, strengthening emotional beats, and making sure the copy actually sells.

You are not writing from scratch. You are reviewing, rewriting, and polishing.

Your tasks:
- Review AI-generated advertorials and sales pages against our internal style guide
- Rewrite sections that sound robotic, generic, or flat — make them persuasive and natural
- Strengthen patient stories, testimonials, and emotional copy so they feel real and specific
- Ensure mechanism explanations are clear, simple, and compelling — not overly technical
- Check that headlines, subheadlines, and CTAs are sharp and direct
- Verify consistency across the full funnel (advertorial claims match the sales page, stats are identical everywhere, guarantee language is consistent)
- Flag anything that feels off — weak sections, missing proof, unclear logic, or claims that don't land
- Deliver clean, ready-to-publish copy back to us

You do not need to know how to use AI tools or write prompts — that is handled by someone else. You just receive the output and make it better with your copywriting skills.

We have complete style guides, frameworks, and examples ready. You will be trained on our exact process and standards.


Requirements
- At least 2 years of experience writing or editing direct response copy (advertorials, long-form landing pages, sales pages, or VSLs)
- You understand what makes copy sell — emotional hooks, identification, objection handling, urgency, proof stacking — not just what makes it grammatically correct
- Strong feel for natural, conversational English — you can spot when a sentence sounds like a machine wrote it
- Reliable internet, own computer, and available for consistent part-time hours
- Honest, detail-oriented, and able to work independently
- This role cannot be combined with another full-time job

Big advantages (not required, but will put you ahead):
- Experience in health, beauty, or skincare copy
- Experience with gadget or device marketing
- Familiarity with the advertorial format (editorial-style pre-sell pages)
- Understanding of awareness stages and funnel structure


Benefits
- €10/hour — paid reliably, on time, every month
- Paid leave — real paid days off, not just unpaid vacation
- Long-term security — many of our team members have been with us for years; we invest in training and promote from within
- Flexible part-time schedule (no fixed shift — we care about output, not clock-watching)
- Work with an experienced international team across multiple markets
- Clear style guides and SOPs — you always know what is expected


How to Apply

To make sure you read this post carefully, start your application with the word WATERMELON in the subject line or first line.

Then include:
1. A sample of your best direct response copy — an advertorial, sales page, or long-form landing page where YOU wrote or rewrote the copy (link or PDF)
2. Answer this question: pick one section from your sample and explain what makes it persuasive — what is it doing to the reader and why does it work?
3. Your availability (hours per week) and earliest start date

Applications without the word WATERMELON or without a writing sample will not be considered.

We personally read every application and reply to all qualified candidates within 5 business days.

SKILL REQUIREMENT
Copywriting Ecommerce
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