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Aug 5, 2026
Elite Marketing Manager Wanted: Right Hand to an 8-Figure eCommerce Founding Team
This is not your average job. For the right person, this is a genuinely life-changing opportunity - the kind where you'll learn more in your first year than most people learn in an entire MBA.
We're an 8-figure health & wellness eCommerce brand (50% Germany, 50% USA) ...and every seat on our team is filled by someone exceptional - our editors, our strategists, our operations, our support.
Now we're hiring one more: an elite Executive Assistant for our marketing side. Not a good one. The best we can find.
The Position: Executive Assistant - Marketing (Right Hand to the Founding Team)
Location: 100% Remote
Start: $1,500/month - with no ceiling. It goes as far as you take it.
Read This Before You Even Think About Applying
If your English isn't truly exceptional - flawless writing, perfect grammar, native-level command - stop reading. This is non-negotiable.
If you don't have at least 5 years at an eCommerce brand or online marketing agency - stop reading.
If you're not one of the hardest-working people you know - stop reading.
If you're not genuinely, exceptionally intelligent - stop reading.
Still here? Great. Then this might be for you and we are really excited!
What You'll Do
You'll be the right hand to our founding team - hands-on in marketing:
? Writing scripts, ads, and copy using Direct Response principles
? Running A/B tests and CVR optimization that move real numbers
? Building structure and processes across marketing
? Overseeing video editors and keeping quality elite
? Editing funnels, media buying (Meta & Google), product testing
We'll hand you skills that can change your entire career - copywriting, media buying, funnel building, and more. The kind of abilities that open doors for the rest of your life. Just be ready, because we train fast and expect you to keep up.
Who You Are
- 5+ years at an eCommerce brand or online marketing agency (non-negotiable)
. One of the hardest workers anyone knows - you obsess over getting it right
- Exceptionally smart - you learn fast and see what others miss
- A flawless, persuasive writer in English
- Independent - you find the work and do it, no hand-holding
- Loyal - you want to build something real, long-term
- Comfortable with Shopify, Canva, AI (Claude/ChatGPT daily), and modern tools
This Is No Joke
This isn't a gig. It's not a side thing. For the right person, this is a serious, life-changing opportunity - a long-term partnership with a team that's already winning.
We're hiring ONE person. As we grow, you grow. As the brand becomes a portfolio, so does your role - and your income.
How to Apply
Three things. Keep it tight:
1.) Background: Your 5+ years - where, what role, what you actually accomplished.
2.) Largest team: Biggest team you've managed or coordinated.
3.) Motivation: Why THIS role, long-term?
No essays. We read every application personally.
Show, don't tell. Specifics beat generic statements every time.
If you're the best, prove it.