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We Don't Read Resumes. Crack This Instead. (Junior AI Dev - Full-Time, Remote)

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: TYPE OF WORK

Full Time

: SALARY

$5/hour

: HOURS PER WEEK

40

: DATE UPDATED

Aug 7, 2026

JOB OVERVIEW

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Your first test is already in front of you.

Decode this and start your application with the result, in capital letters: V0laQVJE

If that took you more than 60 seconds, this job isn't for you - and that's okay. If you smiled because it was easy, keep reading, because the rest of this post was written for you.

WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR

We don't care where you studied. We don't care if you studied. We don't care how many years of "professional experience" you have, because we've met 10-year veterans who can't ship and self-taught teenagers who build things that make us jealous.

We care about exactly one thing: can you take a problem you've never seen before, figure it out, and ship something that works - fast, clean, and without anyone holding your hand?

You're probably the person who:

Learned to code from YouTube, docs, and pure stubbornness

Uses AI tools (Claude, Cursor, Codex, whatever's newest) like an extension of your brain - not as a crutch, as a rocket

Has built things nobody asked you to build, just because you couldn't NOT build them

Gets genuinely annoyed when something is broken and can't rest until yo

Is hungrier than everyone around you and slightly annoyed nobody's noticed yet

WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY DO

You'll be the technical right hand to the owner of a fast-moving online marketing operation. Real work from day one: ripping and rebuilding landing pages and funnels, wiring up tracking, fixing whatever breaks, building internal tools, and shipping things that make real money move. You'll use AI coding tools all day, every day - we don't just allow it, we expect it.

No meetings about meetings. No ticket queues. You get a problem, you own it, you ship it, you get the next one.

WHAT YOU GET

$500 USD/month (about PHP 29,000) full-time to start - with raises tiedship. Prove you're exceptional and the number moves fast.

The newest AI tools, paid for

A boss who ships faster than you (for now) and will teach you how the oy works - skills that print money for the rest of your career

Zero credential theater. Your work is your resume here.

HOW TO APPLY

Start your application with the decoded word (capital letters, first line, nothing before it)

Link the coolest thing you've ever built. Not the most professional - show a friend at 2am.

What AI coding tools do you use daily? Describe one real thing you shipped with them.

Tell us about one problem you solved that you had absolutely no business solving - something you had to figure out from zero.

What's the newest AI tool or feature you've played with in the last 2 t?

Rate yourself honestly 1-10: HTML/CSS, JavaScript, page speed optimization, ad tracking (pixels/GTM), Linux/servers, API integrations. We will check, so lowballing honesty beats confident lying.

When can you start, and are you available full-time?

Applications that skip the decoded word get deleted unread - not because we're cruel, but because attention to detail is the job.

If you've read this far and something in your chest is saying "this is me" - trust it. Apply now.

SKILL REQUIREMENT

Web Programming AI Tools AI Automation

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We Don't Read Resumes. Crack This Instead. (Junior AI Dev - Full-Time, Remote)

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TYPE OF WORK

SALARY

HOURS PER WEEK

DATE UPDATED

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